• they/them

I'm sorry I said I would sleep on your dad. That was uncalled for.


The main furnishings in my home office so far are a desk and a TV stand that I got both of, pretty badly beat up, for $30 from a thrift store, and have since rendered pretty much acceptable-looking by liberal application of an $8 Blend-fil pencil, so what I'm saying is, I didn't know that one of the effects of testosterone would be to literally turn me into my father, but I'm not mad about it



In other news I woke up this morning absolutely enraged from a dream that someone at my job had interviewed a candidate and asked as an interview question "the fact that you're fat is a red flag to us that you may not be a reliable employee, could you explain what you did wrong to become fat and tell us how you intend to improve" and then wouldn't hire her when she refused to answer it. Then I spent an incredibly disheartening morning desperately trying to think if you could actually do anything about this if somebody for real did it to you



Today I think I'm gonna make up a guy who really sincerely thinks the song goes "here's a little ditty bout jackin' Diane" and gets weirdly incredibly angry when you try to argue with him about it. If you went to church, how was it